My Thoughts On Gun Control

I thought gun control was using both hands, then again I thought a ‘hoe’ was a garden utensil.

I thought female empowerment was a seven shot Taurus .357 Magnum revolver in the hands of a woman.

Gun free zones are nothing more than victim disarmament zones.

Patriots and politicians don’t seem to be one and the same anymore.

Molon labe.

Hitler liked gun control, too, and so did Mao. Look what happened to THEIR citizens.

Ask the American Indians whether or not its a good idea to trust your government.

Molon labe, you treasonous freaks!!!!!!

Don’t tread on me.

Gimme liberty or gimme death, and I mean it.

The right to keep and bear arms was not about hunting, it IS about us defending ourselves from those who want to take our other rights.

What part of ‘shall not be infringed’ don’t they understand????!!!!

Sieg heil, heil BaracKarl ObaMarx! Der Fuhrer ist hier!

If the Commie president and his socialist Nazi cronies don’t want us to have guns, why don’t they give up their armed body guards?

I am a sovereign citizen, not a peasant slave. Why? I am armed and can’t be bossed around so easy.

ObaMarx better be careful in his policies because he is darn close to starting a civil war and has seemed to have forgotten his history lessons: 1776. We prevailed last time, we will again. History does repeat itself.

And now, for a parody: I’m proud to be an American/ Where at least I think I’m free/ And I won’t forget the men who die/ To take oil from Muslim countries/  I’ll gladly swill beer next to you/ And watch society decay/ There ain’t no doubt I love this land/ God help the USA!

May God grant you all peace and plenty of ammunition.

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