Mayan Calendar signalling the end: Super mega quakes, asteroid impacts, polar shift, nuclear war, yadda, yadda, even three days of darkness. I’ve heard so many different versions of what people think will happen and most of it sounds like pure crockery. Sure, a lot of it is possible, it may someday happen, but all on one day? Seriously, tell me, which disaster happens on the 21st? Or all of them? No one can seem to agree. Its weird considering that the Mayans didn’t predict a doomsday, but actually simply the start of another cycle. I mean, Satan may stir up a little trouble on the 21st just to make people flip out, but I don’t see a major global disaster in the works. It may go by the way of Y2K. Even so, being the prepper that I am, I will prepare for even this. Here is my doomsday preparation list:
1. 1 four pack of Kahlua Mudslides. Why not?
2. 1 forty count bag of pepperoni pizza rolls. If its the end of the world, I’m going out happy.
3. A good movie. Find a good disaster movie, get in the mood.
4. A king size package of peanut butter cups. Couldn’t survive an apocalypse without them.
With those, I will be set. Doomsday, Shmoomsday, I’ll be ready!